Marxists

I don't know a lot about Marxists

But they seem to know a lot about me

they know about value and savings

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Criminal Thoughts

“The killer will be less like the edible dormouse (Glis glis) and more like the spectacled dormouse (Graphiurus ocularis). Just look at the chew pattern.”

-Detective Nocturne from Law & Order: Rodentia Falls

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One-Handed Forest Clap

“Whiskered animals are like other animals and

unlimited garlic breadsticks are miles away.”

-Original Olive Garden ad copy. Never used. 2011.

stories emerge from the arms

sticking up from the forest floor

none close enough to the other

to allow the hands to touch

“Most of the birds we found out there were traumatized. We can’t prove it, because we have no evidence.”

-Avian Trauma Blogger Justin Hawkins

Astronomy is a Lie

The stars are white LEDs

And space is just black felt

This elaborate hoax

Is unprecedented

Apologies to Myself

I apologized to myself tonight

I said, “I’m sorry for the thoughts I think”

I replied “It’s not a problem. You can’t help it”

And the lie just hung there in my mind